[Voice/Action] Nami huntings!

[imonashark]

[Voice]

Hey guys do you think you can help me out? I'm trying to find my navigator-- [Oh wait, he better rephrase that before she gets all up and arms.]-- I mean "partner". I can't find her and she doesn’t seem to be in any of her usual places. She talks to a lot of people though so maybe you guys might have seen her around. Her name’s Nami and she has short, orange hair, really likes mikans and-- oh, nevermind. You're never gonna get it if I just describe her.

I'll draw a picture instead. [The people here were kinda slow on the uptake sometimes he realizes. So he decides it'll just be best if he drew a picture to make things easier on everybody. But with Luffy's drawing ability It's probably not gonna make it easier for anybody. The picture is here if you dare!]

That's what she looks like. So if you see her, let me know okay? I’d appreciate it.

[And with that he's going to end the feed!]

[Action]

[It took him a little while to realize she was completely gone. He had thought at first that maybe she was just being quiet, but he hadn't seen her or heard from her at all in a while. Had she been sent home? But all of her stuff was still here wasn't it? Ugh, he doesn't get how this place works at all-- oh wait! It was possible she was just spending the night at someones house wasn't it? That would be logical. At least according to Luffy!Logic anyway.

So Luceti, it doesn't really matter how early in the morning or late at night it is, Luffy is going to be peeking into any houses with accidental open doors or windows. But the sound of his voice will vary depending on time. Being higher in the morning/evening but lower at night. Either way you're still getting a straw-hatted boy looking into your house unannounced (or apartment. He can stretch up to the window you know!)]

Namiiii! Oi, Nami are you in here?



[ooc: Hey guys sorry about my fail activity lately. I'M GONNA TRY TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU I PROMISE! Also want to give an offer to continue any old threads I might have dodo'd on. >.>]

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[gin_san]

[ MAYBE IN OTHER SHOUNEN MANGAS PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE. And maybe Gintoki can too, but that sure as hell doesn't mean he isn't gonna try to not fall and break his head. Don't tell him it's already broken. ]

I'LL DIE IF I LET GO, YA SHITTY BASTARD!

[ Gintoki adjusts his hold on the guy's pants and manages to get his arms around his legs, and holds on for dear life. ]

I can't just fall five stories and survive like they do in BL**CH or *ne P*ece or N*ruto, oi!

[ Whether or not you hear those bleeps is entirely up to whoever is writing you, kiddo. ]

[chinagirl]

[ Gintoki better LEARN how to survive such a fall, because there will be two hands clamping over the top of Luffy's, and a demonic little face peering out over the window sill, sneering down at Luffy. ]

What is in your mouth aru, you stretchy bastard?

1/2

[imonashark]

[He starts to pick his nose all of a sudden. Acting very uncaring of whether or not Gin falls to his death even though he's screaming and it's rather obvious Luffy could pull the both of them up rather easily if he tried to. This is what you GET for being so WHINY!]

Ahh, yeah I get it. You're one of those weak bastards aren't you? [Because that is TOTALLY fair. Normally Luffy wouldn't be this big of a douche but this guy is starting to really piss him off. And what the hell was with that beeping? What is he a robot?]

[imonashark]

[But before he could ask about it, there was that girl again, who threw the guy at him. He doesn't seem to notice anything suspicious actually. Obviously this is all just normal behavior!]

Huh...? Oh, I was eating this weird food that white-haired guy threw at me. [And then he sticks out his tongue demonstrating how bad it tastes in the most childish way possible.] I can see why he threw it away though. It tastes really awful.

[chinagirl]

That...

[ She speaks through clenched teeth. ]

Was my...

[ And tightens her grip on his hand. ]

SUKONBU!!

[ Then she'll attempt to rip his hands from the window, so she can send them to their snowy punishment below. ]

[gin_san]

[ They're dead. They're definitely dead.

Gin-san, killed by sukonbu.

Who would've thought. ]

[imonashark]

[DON'T WORRY GIN! Because Super Luffy is here to save the day! He's going to flip a little in the air because Shonen's can break physics like that and inflate himself up with Gomu Gomu no Balloon so that Gin can land on a big soft balloon belly instead of the hard ground.

Of course the bounce of landing is going to knock him off Luffy and straight onto the ground but-- you won't die from this one at least! After letting go of the air, he gets up and looks back up at the window.]

Wow, did she really try to kill us because we ate her food? Geez... [Just gonna add you into this whole thing as his partner in crime.] I guess I can understand that though...

[He could understand why she would possibly want to kill them for something so simple. This is Shonen.]

[chinagirl]

......

This crime has gone unpunished.

[ She slams the window closed. She'll get you two. Later. ]

1/?

[gin_san]

[ Meanwhile, Gin-san, who had bounced clear off something soft and onto the snowy ground below, gathers himself up, a little disoriented from the fall. ]

[gin_san]

[ wait a minute. ]

[gin_san]

[ WAIT A MINUTE.

THAT WAS GOMU GOMU NO BALLOON WASN'T IT. And that hat! THAT SCAR. THAT OUTFIT. ]

lmfao kagura is leaving now, also done.

[gin_san]

A-a-ah, e-excuse me... by any chance are you Luffy?

[ Naruto and Vegeta yesterday, and Luffy today??? Who's next, Ich*go?? ]

XD That's fine. It was awesome though!

[imonashark]

Hm? Oh, yosh yosh that's me. I didn't know you here the last time I was in this place did I?

[Because a lot of people seem to know him and he doesn't know them.]

she might come back later and attempt to destroy them 1/2

[gin_san]

A-ah, no, nope. I wasn't in this doujinshi before, even if I've been in a lot of other ones.

[ clearly they are in a doujinshi

or fanfiction, you know.

OKAY, MOVING ON NOW, Gintoki just plows right on without giving Luffy a chance to actually respond to that. ]

[gin_san]

Anyway, I'm Sakata Gintoki, the star of Gintama. We're in Shounen JUMP with you guys. And our anime also used to be on TV Tokyo, though we weren't on Golden or anything like On* P*ece.

[imonashark]

[So um. Yeah. This is going to be so much easier just to pretend he knows what you're talking about.

And there goes that beeping again.]

Oooh, okay yeah. So I don't really get what this Gintama is but tell me more about "JUMP"...

[Just pretending like he knows about what you're saying.]

... And how do you do that beeping noise?