Well I'm pleased you used protection, I'm not really sure how a condom is going to protect you from physical harm. Unless its like an enchanted condom against physical harm, which is fricking weird.

[He pauses for a second]

Unless by rubber, you mean like you can stretch and do all that Stretch Armstrong stuff like extending your arms across a room and all that jazz.

[Gives a thumbs up]

I see your powers of observation are astounding, Holmes.